Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Someone call the waaaaahm-bulance

I'm serioulsy, life-ruiningly swamped at work, my boss just yelled at me, people think I'm incompetent, I have insanely high cholesterol so I'm on a high-fiber, no-fun diet, my sister disowned my mother and is acting crazy in other ways, the latest online dude turned out to be a dud, and my face is breaking out.

Only several days of drunkenness followed by copious amounts of sleep, fresh air, and good food will make this right. Unfortunately, one more waaaah - I'm in the negative for vacation time, so I can't take any days off.