Thursday, August 30, 2007

miss match 10

Advice :

1. Don't talk about your acrimonious divorce 10 minutes after we meet.

2. Don't diss your ex and use the word "psycho" more than once to describe her family.

3. Don't call me "honey" in a patronizing fashion.

4. Do stop interrupting me to tell me stories about yourself when you've specifically asked me something and I am answering your questions.

5. Do refrain from mentioning how many other dating websites you are on.

6. Do look like the picture you sent me.

7. Do notice when I have basically shut down and am not listening to you regale me with tales of your "crazy past." Change the subject.

8. Do have a spine and stop pretending to want to do "whatever I want to do," or keep saying "whatever you want."

9. When I tell you a story about something that happened to me, don't roll your eyes and say "you told me about that" and accuse me of not remembering what I told you because I am talking to so many other guys.

10. Don't expect a second date. And no, we can't be friends.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh!

CHECK ENGINE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone tell me this is a massive joke and my *real* car is a nice shiny new Saab filled with candy.