Respect the Law
Last night I coasted through a yellow light as it was turning red and got myself my very first ticket ever. The cop who pulled me over asked if I'd been drinking and I judiciously said it was too early for me and left out the part about being on my way to the bar. Anyway, he handed me my ticket and wished me a nice evening and - here's the funny bit - I THANKED HIM. For an $85 ticket.