Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I missed it again

As a former resident of the hamlet of East Aurora, NY, as well as a graduate of the University at Buffalo, it is with great regret that I acknowledge I missed Millard Fillmore's birthday for the 207th time. Not only did I miss the little graveside ceremony, but apparently I missed the opportunity to see the old Know-Nothing himself reporting on current events in Washington.

It is rumored that my old hometown is a central location for lots of weirdness in the area, including a cemetery rumored to be for aborted infants and a church for mediums. That they stage a reincarnation of America's 13th and most forgotten president should not come as any surprise.


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