Saturday, September 09, 2006

CSI New Jersey

Word has recently come down to me via the library grapevine that this week the police came in and examined each and every one of the public internet computers with ultraviolet lights.

Why, you ask?

They were looking for bodily fluid residue. Apparently some guy who got arrested for breaking into libraries in a nearby county said in his statement that he also broke into our branch and they were checking his story. Why did he break into libraries? To look at porn after-hours. Now that's dedication to porn.

All of us are quietly wondering if any, erm, residues were found, and if so, would the police have actually left the computers here for others to use? The mind recoils. I'm going to go find some hand sanitizer right now. Just as a precaution, you know.