Wednesday, November 15, 2006

wedded weirdness

perhaps a cat

Okay, so a concession to womanhood for the groom is that she needs pretty things, or perhaps something cute and furry. And the bride's concession is that young men "may forget" their promises. So in other words, if the groom makes some transgression of his wedding vows, he can make it all better with one of the items listed above? Would that be like "Honey, I slept with the neighbor's wife, but...here's a cat!"

Does the number of cats in a household indicate the number of times the husband has done something stupid and had to apologize?

Also, mentioning pans and cats in the same sentence makes me think of cooking pets, and that's not right.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Missy said...

I always found that the number of cats in my household was an indicator of how many times "isn't he so cute" with a sweet sad face seems to work on the same guy *grin*

11/23/2006 01:23:00 AM  

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